on the 10th day of christmas my true love gave to me

Ten Lilith Whippings
Nine Erotic Stories by Glyndwr
an Eight pack of AA batteries (for my new Oral B)
Seven porno flicks
Six Crotchless panties
Five Cum-ming pervs
Four jars of K-Y
Three Frenching Lesbos
Two pairs of handcuffs and
A dil-do-o in a fur bush

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein