on the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me

12 dripping pussys
Eleven Pics of Aqua's "Fuzzy Bum"
Ten Lilith Whippings
Nine Erotic Stories by Glyndwr
an Eight pack of AA batteries (for my new Oral B)
Seven porno flicks
Six Crotchless panties
Five Cum-ming pervs
Four jars of K-Y
Three Frenching Lesbos
Two pairs of handcuffs and
A dil-do-o in a fur bush

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell