PAY ATTENTION!!

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet.


The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you
not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the
Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the
corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same
thing, "he told his students.



The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on
it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger
and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

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