Dicksbro, sensing the shyness of others, walks up to the stage to accept Natch9's Golden Abs award.

Ladies and Gentlemen and any others that might be present. On behalf of Natch9 I want to express my sincere thanks for this glorious award. I'm sure that the Golden Anti-Lock Breaking trophy will look wonderful on the dash of a car.

For the next award, I think we need to recognize a lady of considerable charm, witty intellect, and warm caring.

SugarSprinkles, to you is awarded the "Friend in Need Golden Dildo Award." Congratulations!