It was Maynard & Zelda (remember Zelda ?) that came to Mrs Cleaver (just before she married Ward) for an afternoon delight. When she got pregnant with Wally by Maynard she told Aunt Bea. Aunt Bea then Divorced Rin Tin Tin and moved in with Andy Taylor and begat Opie. Meanwhile, a couple years passed and Beaver Cleaver was born. He and Opie were very friendly. One day the Beaver was playing with Opie when Zelda came in and exclaimed, "Sonny and Cher are going to be famous someday. You just wait and see." Then she turned and ran into a forest of bucktoothed Chipmunks, all relatives of Simon, Theodore and ALVIN!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."