One:

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

Two:

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

Three:

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

Four:

What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing.

Five:

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

Six:

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Seven:

This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.

Eight:

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had, so Gillette has dropped his contract.

Nine:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Ten:

Not often that Tiger hasn't reached the Ladies Tea after a drive!

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