01-04-2010, 10:17 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 4,217
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Originally Posted by Lilith
Have you seen how these assholes drive in the rain? I can't imagine snow.
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I've seen how they drive in both. The rain they speed up, the snow they stop in the middle of the road. Makes me laugh when my little front wheel drive convertible can make it when the 4x4 SUV can't.
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