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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
IOWAMAN!

From the middle of the heartland,
In a tiny little town,
Is a favorite of all Pixies,
A great guy all around!

Today's his special birthday,
And we hope he celebrates,
With fair damsels at his beck and call,
And oysters on his plate.

Then the ladies form a line,
Ready to perform,
The ritual of butt spanking,
On the day that he was born!