Back ground: my mother is a super sweet naive con.ser.va.tive Christian lady.

Last evening, my brother posted a smart alecy yet funny status: Note to self, need to find a new safety word, "dirigible" isn't intelligible when screamed around a ballgag.

Mayhem and I about died laughing as we tried saying dirigible around our fists, and of my mental picture of my brother wearing a ballgag!

Later on, I had called my mother, just to chit chat, and she was in front of her computer, on facebook and reads his status aloud! "Lizz, what is a ballgag?"

...I...died...

"Mom, you don't wanna know."
"Yes, I do."

So I had to explain, through much laughter and tears, TO. MY. MOTHER, what S&M is and ballgags!!!

....I feel so sullied and damaged..... ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!