Ah, but there you are wrong my friend. If you've got a sex swing installed in the shower you can jump around all you want and your feet never hit the floor of the tub.

Why I would have a sex swing installed in the shower when I'm not married or even dating anybody right now................. well that's a story for another time.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus