06-16-2011, 06:36 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 
OLDFART!
He's certainly not a bludger,
Or a boomer in disguise,
And if seen atop ol' Ayers Rock,
He'd better bloody not blot out the skies.
Now ridgy-didge fits pretty well,
And calling him mate, we do!
So on this very special day,
Let's give the bloke his due.
So set up the amber fluid,
Which he'll skol without a doubt,
But he's certainly not a bogan,
"Another round," we'll hear him shout.
A rip snorter I suspect it'll be,
When the sheilas stand in line,
And lay their hands upon
OF's bare ol' big behind.
Hope you can still manage a Happy Birthday after that horrible attempt using Aussie phrases!  |