MEN'S ADS

40-ish..........................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic..................... .Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking...........Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, &back
Educated....................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit...................Banging your sister
Friendship first.............As long as friendship involves sex
Fun.............................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking...............Arrogant
Very good looking........Dumb as a damned board
Honest........................Pathological Liar
Huggable.....................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.............Insecure mama's boy
Mature.........................Older than your father
Open-minded...............Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet............................Wrote ex-girlfriend's Tel # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.....................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive..............Gay
Spiritual......................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable........................Arrested for stalking but not convicted
Thoughtful..................Says "Excuse me" only when he farts...

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