12-18-2011, 11:43 AM
|
 |
1 of 8,213,984,035
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: 41.36N-81.32W
Posts: 21,539
|
|
Now wrap a wine bottle up in a large plastic bag that give it at least a 4 layer thick covering. With a small tack hammer, 'disassemble' the bottle.  Put these peaces in a small box that will be wrapped and taped on all sides and marked "DO NOT OPEN".
Seal everything in the large box and be certain the person handing out the gifts knows to shake it just a little to "discover" the tinkle of broken glass. Then after a sound shaking, hand it to the person with a sad face while saying  "awwwww".
__________________
 PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
|