For mixed drinks, I'm fond of Bluebeards (1.5 oz of vodka, .5 oz of blueberry schnapps, in a mixing container of ice, then pour into a serving glass after mixing well), or Grog (2 oz water, 1 oz rum, about a tabelspoon of brown sugar, and about half a teaspoon of lime juice, mixed well).

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