01-06-2012, 05:44 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
IAKG!
 
You know we miss you, dearly,
Cuz' the gangs all here to sing ...
The ladies in their finest,
The guys stroking fast their thing.
It's birthday wishes we all have
For you this special day,
For joy and lasting happiness,
And smooth sailing all the way.
That the frost and snow outside,
Won't be a thing to dread,
But a time to grab the kids and go,
Outside to ride their sled.
That the cake will be moist and tasty,
And the ice cream firm and rich.
That spanking will go quickly,
Leaving just a nice warm itch.
The candles will be few in number,
And easy to blow out.
As the crowd there behind you,
Says in a booming shout ...
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IAKG!" |