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Old 01-04-2003, 09:53 AM
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^How the Hell Would Martha Clean This Up?^

Ummmm some of you know about my fecking wolf......well this morning I crept quietly into the living room on my way to the kitchen and nearly slipped and busted my ass.............on the carpet!!!!!!!

Now knowing that was not a good sign I hobbled to turn the light on only to discover the bitch had stolen a bottle of Astroglide(lube) and eaten it all over the living........imagine the spurts and squirts everywhere from when her teeth first punctured the bottle!!!! Yikes!!!!!

Any clean up tips?????????

and Sharni can I have my sign please!!!!!?
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