In honor of one of my favorite sporting events of the year, I'm going to host a naughty deed tournament. But I need your help. I have the first bracket of 16 naughty deeds completed- some hot, some lame, some in between. Post your ideas, and as soon as we have a field of 64, we'll play the tournament.

Here's the East bracket:

sex with a friend’s significant other
visit a Nevada brothel
purchase some toys with significant other
watch significant other and friend have sex
watch significant other mess around with someone of the same sex
anal sex
oral sex
straight up missionary
dress up/role play
light bdsm
sex in public
masturbate in public
one-night stand with a cougar (or whatever the male equivalent is)
have pubic area “manscaped” by a professional (Brazilian wax for the ladies)
have a three way

Okay, selection committee...post your teams, I mean deeds!