I am standing behind Slow Ride still........and checking out his yummy scrumptious ass..........and I hear my name and turn total attention toward his words. I think, "OMG, what's he saying? I'm sharing an award with Christine? That cannot be! I am not worthy! He's gone bonkers! He's confused me with another Pixie!"

But no.......he is explaining his reasons and I begin to blush. "Did I really do that? Me.....a tease? No way.......I NEVER tease! I say what I mean and I mean what say.......and .......well.......ok.......he may have a point. But I try not to tease to madness! Or blueballs, for that matter! Oh geezzzzzzzzzzz........can I get any redder?"

I step forward.......trying desperately to compose myself. I am usually never at a loss for words.........but as I look into SR's eyes and he hands me one of the T-Total Titalizing Teaser trophies.........*(a beautiful statuette effigy of my fingering gif (complete with moving hand.......batteries included)* I begin to well up!( I realize Christines trophy is different but I can't see it as well.....so she'll probably explain it) I look him straight in the eye, lean to give him a gentle kiss, and mouth the words......"Thank You Baby".....and I turn towards the audience...

"I am at a loss for words and I wish to withold my acceptance until my co-winner steps forward, holds me up, and accepts her part in this high honor! But I do want to go back stage and show my appreciation. Slow Ride........lemme show you how we do it in the N.E!"

Applause rings out and a chant begins to form......."Christine!!!!.....Christine!!!!.....Christine!!!!"

Slow Ride and I fade behind the curtains and the groping begins!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~