Woman goes to the doctor.

"Doctor every time I close my eyes, I hear Deleilah in my left ear. I open my eyes, but when I close them again, I hear The Green Green Grass of Home in my right ear. Plaese Doctor - Is it serious?"

"Don't worry Madam. It's not unusual."



Sorry for that one.

Lil' darlin - Mars - from Holst's Planets.

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.