I think we've all heard a dirty limerick or two in our lives.

"There once was a man from Nantucket..."

If you haven't heard any recently, make one up.


Here are a few that I found in a book (plus one I made up -which one is it?)


A homely old lady named Grace
Had plenty of dates at her place
She was classed as first rate
For she'd greet a new date
With her dress pulled up over her face.


A frustrated fellow named Chase
Had nothing to say to wife Grace
For three decades or so-
But his family did grow
For he only was mad at her face.


There once was a lad named Herman
Who treated the ladies like vermin
When asked by his pals
His view of the gals
"To me they're only something to put sperm in"


The fellow that f*cked Lady Smith
Said, "You are great fun to be with;
By the way I am Thor".
She said, "Me too -no more-
I'm tho thore that I can hardly pith.


There was a young sparrow with spark
Who flew to the park in the dark
He came back to the nest
Kissed his mate and confessed
That he only went off on a lark.

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