Casper - tell it like it is. Sure we can buy Penthouse easily - but it is the prudish Ozzie version. Out in the bush, opportunities for anything are limited although we do have a cathouse - sorry, stress relief centre - hidden away on the industrial estate.

Unlike the urban trendies in Melbourne, we are the Soul of Australia and for most of us there are only three important things in life - Beer, your mates and beer. I wonder why all the shielas have gone to live in Melbourne?