A tattoo of my name on yer forehead so when you look in the mirror you'll always see perfection? Aww...you're too thoughtful monkeyboy! *lixxx*

"What do you call a baby monkey?"
"A chimp off the old block"

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."