What a nice thread to start, Lixy!

My grandfather on my father's side was an interesting character. He never smoked or drank, but was a closet sex fiend. My brother and I found some "Sexology" magazines when were were exploring his attic. (Mind you, this was the pre-Playboy era).
Only heard him curse one time when he uttered the phrase, "You can fuck with me, but don't fuck with my money."

He owned a lot of real estate in a larger city in the southern US, and he made a "Health Salon" out of one of his properties. I remember to this day one of the pretty "therapists" taking a man down the hall, with her arm wrapped around him. Turns out that Granddaddy was also a PimpDaddy.

I like to think that I got my genes from his side of the family. And I miss him...

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