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Evggz, new member of Pixies, has just been taken away by ambulance after meeting fellow new member, Messalina. His present condition is said to be grave.

Additionally, the police are on their way to arrest Ms Messalina for really indecent exposure and for visually assaulting Mr Evggz.

This Reporter prays that Mr Evggz will get better soon (if at all).

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