"I can't sleep"
"I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction."
"At nighttime, the world always seems so big and scary, and I always seem so small."
"I wish I could fall asleep, so it would be morning."
-Calvin and Hobbes

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."