02-22-2003, 05:03 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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Top 13 Fatal Things to say........
To Your Pregnant Wife
1. 'Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 20 kilo's.'
2. 'Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Leee had a baby!'
3. 'I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!'
4. 'Well. couldn't they induce labour? The 25th is the Grand Final.'
5. 'Are your ankles supposed to look like that?'
6. Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt!'
7. I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?'
8. 'Get your own icecream, Buddha!'
9. 'Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.'
10. 'Got Milk?'
11. 'Maybe we could name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.'
12. 'Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!'
13. 'Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water.
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