IDIOT SIGHTING

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually-challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

IDIOT SIGHTING

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

IDIOT SIGHTING

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip into itself and for the life of her she couldn't understand why her system wouldn't turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went up to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I went and tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I then announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I've already got that side unlocked

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