Saddam Hussein phoned President George W. Bush. "I
> had a dream about the
>
> United States," he said. "I could see the whole
> country, and over every
> building and home was a banner," said Saddam.
>
> "What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush.
>
> "LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator.
>
> "I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush,
> "because I too had a
>
> dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it was more
> beautiful than ever;
> totally
> rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings,
> large residential
> subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and
> over every building
> and
> home was a big, beautiful banner."
>
> "What did the banner say?" asked Saddam.
>
> "I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't
> read Hebrew."

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