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Old 03-08-2003, 05:23 AM
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Experienced Driver?????

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along,they came to an Intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.

Ruth, in the passenger seat, thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection. The
light was red and, again, they went right through. This time, Ruth
was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay closer attention.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely
red, and they blew right through it. She turned to the driver and
said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights
in a row? You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh Shit! Am I driving?"
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