03-11-2003, 11:58 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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I was cleaning out some old e-mail and found this. Thought it was good for a few chuckles...
So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down
4. Lacrosse is Canadian
5. Hockey is Canadian
6. Basketball is Canadian
7. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers butt
8. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts butt
9. Canada has the largest French population that never
surrendered to Germany.
10. We have the largest English population that never
ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
11. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little
over an hour.
12. We knew plaid was cool way before Seattle caught on.
13. We still know what to do with all the parts of a
buffalo.
14. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers,
insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios
that save countless lives each year.
15. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and
lived to tell about it.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
16. ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to
fit your hands with mitts on.
OOOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah, and our elections only take one day.
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**I am not responsible for any inaccuracies. I'm merely passing it along...I didn't write it.
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