Things that can Drive a Sane person Insane....

you have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid littlw plastic thing in the middle of them.

the person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.

The elevator stops on every floor and no one gets on.

there's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.

you open a can of soup and the lid falls in.

it's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you dont relize it till you walk across your living room rug.

the tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.

there is a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

you can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

three hourss and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.

you drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.

you slice your tongue licking an envelope.

your tire gauge lest out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.

a station comes in brilliantly when you are standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.

there are always one or two ice cubes that wont pop out of the tray.

you was a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.

the car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing

a piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.

you set your alarm on your digital clock for 7 pm intead of 7 am.

the radio stationn doesn't tell you who sang that song.

you rub on hand cream and cant turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

you cant look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you dont know how to spell it.

you had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you cant find it.

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I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.