What is the Iraqi air force motto?
> I came, I saw, Iran.
>
> Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force
> exercise program?
> Each morning you raise your hands above your head
> and leave them there.
>
> What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
> Two days.
>
> What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in
> common?
> They both have Kurds in their way.
>
> What is the best Iraqi job?
> Foreign ambassador.
>
> Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi
> fighter pilots?
> You only have to teach them to take off.
>
> How do you play Iraqi bingo?
> ... F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ... A-10 ... B-2
>
> What is Iraq's national bird?
> Duck.
>
> What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in
> common?
> They both want to know where the hell those
> Tomahawks are coming from!
>
> Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
> So they can see their Air Force.

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