Ok, so my brand new roomate hands me a video tape of one of those Hollywood sex-thriller flicks and says, "This is good. You should watch it." And leaves the room.

I think the movie was called "Wild Things". Anyway, it had a great scene of two hot girls kissing while the guy was pouring champagne down her tits.. know the one?

So there I was, watching and rewinding that scene over and over again and pulling the Johnston. Well, my roomate walks in the room, but DOESN"T NOTICE WHAT I AM DOING! (She passed behind the couch and tooks some books off the shelf or something.)

She also manages to sit quietly on a chair and watch the movie with me without noticing what I am doing, and of course I am stroking away oblivious to her.

Suddenly she gasps as she glances over at me, and I awkwardly try to cover up 'the work site'. She was shocked and I was shocked because I assumed that she had been sitting there watching me, and only now signaled her presence.

She stood up and left the room and I ran after her apologizing saying things like, "Uh, I thought I was alone." and "Yeah, good movie...".

Well she went out for the evening and I was all embarrassed all afternoon, but later that evening she came home a little hammered and we had a laugh and I got her to watch the scene with me while she sat in my lap (to keep me from accessing the 'worksite').

We spent a good year and half fucking as friends/roomates.

So the moral of this story is that getting caught by someone is a great way to break the ice.

Do try this at home, kids.