PERKS OF BEING OVER 50.

Kidnappers are not interested in you.

In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

No one expects you to run into a burning building.

People call at 9.00 pm and ask, “did I wake you?”

There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

Things you buy now won’t wear out.

You enjoy hearing about people’s operations.

You have a party and the neighbours don’t even realize it.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the weather bureau.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

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