It gets worse I think I should be punished for posting this one


Sand Paper Sally
This guy is really desperate one night and he goes to this whore house and asks for the very best hooker they got..well they only have one available, Sand Paper Sally. This deperate guy is all what the hell so he goes up to a room and begins to have sex with her. For some odd reason it hurts and he asked her why, she stops and gets off him and excuses herself to the bathroom. About ten minutes later she returns and starts to have sex with the guy again. The guy was suprised how good it felt and he asked sally what she did and she said, "Oh nothing really, just picked my scabs."

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