AT A BEAUTY PAGEANT

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America : Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro
(Bull)Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like

gossip or rumours.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mout! h.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Appla! use! Applause!)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are like
Proton
car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very
"Kiasu"
(Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms S! ingapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 mi! nutes
before
the show is over.

Important One
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......