ALMOST got caught a few weeks ago...
I'm in the process of selling my house (and hoping to
build a home with the woman I love...but that's
another story ) and had just completed a very nice late
sunday afternoon session with myself in the living room when
I hear the doorknob turn and footsteps in my entry!!!! Hearing the realtors voice I bolted up and out of the living room...with
my only escape route to any location containing clothing crossing right through said entry! Well, I don't know how the hell the timing on that worked out, but as I dashed through the entry
everyones eyes were looking down at the new tile work. Managed to get dressed quickly and clean up the "evidence"
...as I had really launched a sizeable load all over myself
I asked the realtor to make sure she calls before coming
over next time!!!!!