Speaking of fractures......When I tended bar a customer told me a story once. You have to listen to alot of stories when you're a bartender. Anyway.....he once told me that his penis was broken. I thought he was joking because he wasn't a young man. He said he was serious......and that he had broke it. I listened. He said that when he was a younger man he would get erections at the most inopportune times and in his day this was VERY unacceptable, especially when he was around a young lady he was trying to court. Her father would have killed him had he'd seen it happen......so one day when "it" popped up unexpectedly, he went to the bathroom and took it in his hands like a handful of spaghetti and in one fell swoop he snapped it. I don't even have a penis and when he told me this I cringed and crossed my legs! I think he was serious because he went on to explain the pain and his visit to the hospital and how he's never been the same since............as if I didn't know that part already! And the capper? He never did get the girl he was courting. I didn't say it aloud, but I thought to myself.......maybe she wanted a man with a penis that wasn't broken! LOL!

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