I think for me, a fantasy camp would be acres of land with wooded and open areas, soft grass, warm sun, nice lake with warm water, quiet evenings, bright stars, no bugs (except maybe some butterflies), where my wife and I could spend an entire week romping around in the nude playing, picture taking, making love.

I love, sometimes, to sit out on a chaise lounge and look at the sky and imagine such a place and time. 'Bout as good as it gets.

Oh yeah, somehow our favorite foods are always readily available, too.

Okay, I'm ready.