Pornography vs. Erotica vs. Art?

I just let the staff decide...

if my pants become so tight i must take them off...Porn
if my pants just become noticable and i have to cover it...erotica
if i just look at it and nod and move on....art
if it is worthless and a 3 year old could make it...art funded by the NEA

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.