BCG:

First you wait in a line
in the sun all day,
And you're baked to a crisp,
and you can't get away.

Then we sing you this song,
That repeats all along,
and the trick is
we make you pay.

Ir-i-ta-ting,
isn't it?
Ir-i-ta-ting,
isn't it?
Ir-i-ta-ting,
isn't it?
It's designed to drive you nuts.

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