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Old 07-10-2003, 08:54 PM
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"Why do you look so glum today?" the teacher asked young Johnny.

"I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny mumbled.

"You poor dear," said the teacher.

"Now, to return to our geography lesson, Johnny, where is the French border?"

"In bed with my mom. That's why I didn't have no breakfast."
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