07-10-2003, 09:00 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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Little Johnny asked his mother, "Mommy, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?"
"Of course not! Where did you hear such nonsense?" asked his mother.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, the other day Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary."
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