Teacher asked her class "If there were three crows on the fence and I shot one
How many would be left?"
Little Johnny put his hand up and said "None."
The teacher said that he was wrong, the answer was two.
Johnny said that if he shot at a crow, they all flew away.
The teacher said that he was wrong, but she liked the way he was thinking.

Little Johnny said to the teacher, "Three ladies eating ice-creams.
One taking big bites, one taking small bites and one licking the ice-cream
in long strokes. Which lady was married?"

The teacher said, probably the one licking in long strokes.

Johnny said, "No, it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you're thinking."

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