Cute Steph, thanks. Here another offering in that same vein:

AN elderly couple acheiving 50 years of wedded bliss is approached by the eldest sibling about their health habits. It seems neither of the happy pair had even seen a Dr in 30 years. He explained as a part of his present to them he'd arranged for physicals for the both and would be happy to take them to their appointment. Upon arrival at the physician's office the woman was called back immediately as the hubby waited with the concerned son. Finally the lady comes out and the elderly gentleman is summoned. The Dr,as he's finishing his exam proclaims.. "I'm so impressed! You are both in such great health. The only thing I've been able to find is your slight loss of hearing. Geeez, I bet you two even still have intercourse." The old guy looks up towards the Dr and asks him to repeat that last part. Nervously the Dr says "I bet you even still have intercourse" Slowly the old guy gets up and ambles to the lobby door and opens it. He leans out to find his better half " Helen, Doc says do we got intercourse?" "Herbert damnit I told you 100 times we got Blue Cross Blue Shield!"

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