You simply aren't listening to the forum.

A colostomy is a makeshift way of removing waste from the
body.

It is not intended for any form of penetration and to do so
will introduce a potentially lethal infection vector to your partner.

From a sensation point of view you're probably better off having
sex with a bowl of oatmeal.

Get over the fascination before you hurt your partner.

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