Two American ladies were vacationing in Paris.One of them always seemed to be complaining about everything.Oh,and the french men are supposed to be the greatest lovers in the world?Yeah I'll bet. Here,lets ask one passing by.Excuse me Mon Sewer,is it tue that the french men are the best lovers in the world? Oui.The man replied.Ze men of France are ze best lovers in all ze world. Well Pierre,What makes the french men the best lovers?she asked,What would yo do to me to make me believe it? Why,replied the man,I would kiss your belly button.KISS MY WHAT??? Kiss my belly button? How would that make me believe the french men are the world's best lovers? Ah,Madame,I would keess eet from zee inside.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller