LOL FP Cute
One young blonde wife was suspicious her hubby was having an affair and discovered the ultimate proof one afternoon. She came in unexpectedly from the mall and caught hubby and his secretary partially dressed and obviously interruppted. Our blonde is furious, and confronts hubby. When all he can do is say I'm sorry she produces a gun from her purse. She then points the business end of the barrel at her own temple. Hubby screams "No, No Honey... we can sort this out!" She quips in return "Shut up asshole, you're next!"

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