I'm usually called on to be the designated drunk......er.....um......I mean designated driver (damn it, I always get those two mixed up!)..........and so I haven't been "fuck it" drunk in quite some time!

Now........"oopsy drunk".....that's a whole other kettle of fish (oh shit.....now Casper's gonna think I took his trout bucket!). Then there is "shit faced oopsy drunk"............did that on a sunset champagne cruise in Key West in '98'. Was fine on the ship.....got back to the dock and stepped on land and...............OOPSY!

But......for the most part........I think I'm through with "fuck it" drinking!

Can I have fries with that?

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