Irish.

You're stuck with it now.

I've just stolen a really nice red Milk crate that's so much

lighter and I don't have to worry about slivers.

If I get treatment from Nurse Diva, it'll be under good

old-fashioned false pretences like it should be.

Nurse Diva, it hurts, kiss it better please!!!!

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